FOR THOSE WHO LIKE WORDS
1) The meaning of opaque is unclear.
2) I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.
3) Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
4) A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!
5) I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
6) Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.
7) I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
8) So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’? It’s not the end of the world.
10) Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.
11) Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12) Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?