Perks of Reaching 50,60, or Even 70 and Beyond

1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3) No one expects you to run — Anywhere.
4) People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask “Did I wake you?”
5) People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac.
6) There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7) Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8) You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
10) You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter
who walks into the room.
11) You sing along with elevator music.
12) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning
to pay off.
13) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
national weather service.
14) Your secrets are safe with your friends… they can’t
remember them either.
15) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

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