Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog’s fur looks like …

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MUSIC LESSONS

Praise Him with the sound of the trumpet; Praise him with the lute and harp! Praise Him with the timbrel and dance; Praise Him with stringed instruments and flutes! Praise Him with loud cymbals; Praise Him with clashing cymbals! Let everything that has breath praise the Lord. Praise the Lord! …

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Perks Of Being Over 60

1)     Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2)     In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3)     No one expects you to run — anywhere. 4)     People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you???” 5)     People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. …

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