1) Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. 2) Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else. 3) Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 4) If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. 5) Some days you are …
1) I’m at a place in my life where errands start to count as going out. 2) I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit. 3) I loved approaching 80, I learned something new every day and then forgot five other …
Covid-19 Relief Jokes 1) 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 2) The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 3) Day 7 at home and the dog is …
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to …
