Life’s A Bowl of Cherries

1) I’m at a place in my life where errands start to count as going out. 2) I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit. 3) I loved approaching 80, I learned something new every day and then forgot five other …

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Covid-19 Relief Jokes

Covid-19 Relief Jokes 1) 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 2) The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the     house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 3) Day 7 at home and the dog is …

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Tough Teacher

 A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.  It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to …

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JOKES AND QUOTES!

Actual Newspaper Headlines *Dentist receives plaque *Cemetery allows people to be buried by their pets *Local High School dropouts cut in half *Father of nine fined $100 for failing to stop *Kids make nutritious snacks *Hospital sued by seven foot doctors *Obesity study looks for larger test group. * It …

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