A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. […]
Actual Newspaper Headlines *Dentist receives plaque *Cemetery allows people to be buried by their pets *Local High School dropouts cut in half *Father of nine fined $100 for failing to stop *Kids make nutritious snacks *Hospital sued by seven foot doctors *Obesity study looks for larger test group. * It is since Christians have largely […]
Four Great Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store. All Men / All Girls: When my […]
Perhaps you’ve heard about the devil’s garage sale. His tools were on display, priced and labelled. Hatred, murder, lust, anger, and all the rest. At the end of the table was a tool that was more worn than any other. It bore no name, but had the highest price of all. Someone asked the devil […]