Covid-19 Relief Jokes
1) 2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.
2) The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
3) Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
4) Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
5) I swear my fridge just said, “What do you want now?”