Four Great Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
All Men / All Girls:
When my daughter, Kelly, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelly would say, “And all girls.” My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, “Kelly, why do you always add the part about all girls?” Her response, “Because everybody else always finishes their prayers by saying ‘All Men!’”
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?” The little boy replied, “Thank God he’s in bed!”