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Actual Newspaper Headlines
*Dentist receives plaque
*Cemetery allows people to be buried by their pets
*Local High School dropouts cut in half
*Father of nine fined $100 for failing to stop
*Kids make nutritious snacks
*Hospital sued by seven foot doctors
*Obesity study looks for larger test group.

* It is since Christians have largely ceased to think of the other world that they have become so ineffective in this one.       C. S. Lewis

* Fellow citizens, why do you turn and scrape every stone to gather wealth, and take so little care of your children, to whom one day you must relinquish it all?    Socrates (469-399 B.C.)

* Life need not be easy to be joyful. Joy is not the absence of trouble, but the presence of Christ.                                  William Vander Hoven

* There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.                   G.K. Chesterton

Phil Callaway Quotes – * I’m learning that my circle of concern may be as large as the world, but my circle of influences limited to only a few people.

* Phil- I’m learning to spend my time with the few, modelling compassion and integrity.

* Phil- I love cordless phones, but sometimes I think I would settle for a phoneless cord.

* Phil on Office Bulletin board – In case of fire, flee building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time.

* Phil taped this note to his boss’s door- The beatings will continue until the morale increases.

* Phil- My dad once asked my mother if she would like to open a joint savings account with him, and she declined. She said she preferred to open one with someone who had money.

Keep smiling, Christians, and feel His Joy! 


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Sybil was born in Timmins Ontario Canada. From there she moved to Red Lake, a little mining town in northern Ontario. When she was eleven years old, her family moved hundreds of miles south to the town of Bracebridge. It was here where she met her best friend Ann who introduced her to Jesus in a way that she had never known. A love for God and His word developed and she soon became a follower of Jesus. Sybil married when she was seventeen, and her husband was twenty-five. Over the years they were blessed with four children, three boys - Tim, Robert and Garth, and one girl - Karen. God took her faithful husband home to Heaven in December of 2010. And after much heartache and pain, but knowing what was best, God took her daughter Karen home to be with Him in February 2015. In spite of heart rending moments, God has blessed Syb in ways that often left her with her mouth hanging open in amazement! Years ago He began using her writings to reach out to those hurting, those needing an encouraging word, or to those needing to be strengthened with His love. Launching this website was another unimaginable blessing that God bestowed upon Sybil. As she began this new chapter in her life, she prayed Jesus would continue to put His words into her writings that would encourage you to seek Him for yourself. Through her writings and other writers articles included in this site, her prayer is that God will speak to you through these 'Gems' of Encouragement. May you be enlightened; inspired; taught Biblical truths; radiate with His joy; and that you will want to love others in the same way that Jesus loves you.
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