A friend suggested an easy solution to the deer problem. Every time you cut your hair, wrap it in pantyhose and hang a little from the tree. It works. Really. The deer avoid the tree. And eat your shrubs.
Several years after high school, my friend and his new bride were walking around a mall 1000 miles from home, and they happened to meet this former teacher. They stopped to talk with him, but all he said was “Hi, May 3,” and then he walked away. Needless to say, this dear soul’s elevator wasn’t stopping at all the right floors, and I can’t remember a thing I learned from him. But I never forget my friend’s birthday.
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