Top 10 things you don’t want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home:
- “I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home’s garden.”
- “Actually, it’s only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground.”
- “Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hell’s Angels, but I’m told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet of it.”
- “One bleeding mirror doesn’t necessarily mean it’s haunted.”
- “Your neighbor has assured me that, technically, they’re not ‘killer’ bees.”
- “Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, it’s unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property.”
- “It’s quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity.”
- “Did you know that the punk band ‘Grave Robber’ holds their practice sessions right next door?”
- “It’s true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder.”
- “You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night.”