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More Christian One Liners

Oct 01, 2013 No Comments

*  God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. *  God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. *  The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. *  The will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. *  Opportunity […]

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CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

Sep 12, 2013 No Comments

* Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. * Many folks want to serve God. . .  But only as advisers. * We don’t change the message, The message changes us. *  When you get to your wits end, You’ll find God lives there. *  […]

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DID NOAH FISH?

May 02, 2013 No Comments

A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”  “No” replied Johnny.  “How could he, with just two worms?”

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The Computer Swallowed Grandma

May 02, 2013 No Comments

The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly it’s true! She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’ and disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus or been eaten by a worm. I’ve searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I’ve even used the Internet, […]

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