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PHYLLIS DILLERISMS

Mar 23, 2016 No Comments

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. * Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. * The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the […]

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Phyllis Dillerisms

Dec 30, 2014 No Comments

*  Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. *  Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. *  The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear […]

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NEW HOME – NO HEARS

Jul 29, 2014 No Comments

Top ten things you don’t want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1) I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home’s garden. 2) Actually it’s only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground. 3) Yes, […]

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BROTHER JOHN

Dec 08, 2013 No Comments

Brother John entered the ‘Monastery of Silence’ and the Abbot said, “Brother this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.” Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbot said to him, “Brother John, […]

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