Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear

Top 10 things you don’t want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: “I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home’s garden.” “Actually, it’s only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial …

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FED UP

Long ago, on New York’s lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride Mrs. Spinelli says, “When they walk home from my house, they’re all doubled-over.” Without a beat, Mrs. Goldberg answers, “From your house they can …

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Marriage Wake Ups

Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. “They’re so thoughtful”, Barb said. “Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning.” After a time, Barb and David were engaged, …

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Bangety Bang Bang

Seems there was a young soldier who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle. “That’s no problem son,” said the sergeant.  “Here, take this broom.  Just point it at the enemy and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”   “But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the …

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