Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog’s fur looks like …

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Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asks the king. “Sire,” replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.” “What?!” shrieks the …

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Snack Costs

My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization.  At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar.  “What are the attributes of this apple,” she asked, “and how do they relate to our diet?”  “Low in calories” and “lots of fiber” were among the answers.  …

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Smile Time

Dear God: I have a problem.  Well it’s not me exactly, it’s those religious nuts in our church.  They keep talking about spiritual fruit?  They drone on and on about love, joy, peace, long-suffering (boy do I know about that) on and on about kindness, goodness, faithfulness, and gentleness.  Why …

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