Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asks the king. “Sire,” replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.” “What?!” shrieks the …

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Bangety Bang Bang

Seems there was a young soldier who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle. “That’s no problem son,” said the sergeant.  “Here, take this broom.  Just point it at the enemy and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”   “But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the …

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