Phyllis Dillerisms

*  Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. *  Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. *  The reason women don’t play football is because 11 …

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Perks Of Being Over 60

1)     Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2)     In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3)     No one expects you to run — anywhere. 4)     People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you???” 5)     People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. …

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