JOKES AND QUOTES!

Actual Newspaper Headlines *Dentist receives plaque *Cemetery allows people to be buried by their pets *Local High School dropouts cut in half *Father of nine fined $100 for failing to stop *Kids make nutritious snacks *Hospital sued by seven foot doctors *Obesity study looks for larger test group. * It …

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PHYLLIS DILLERISMS

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. * Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. * The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of …

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Phyllis Dillerisms

*  Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. *  Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. *  The reason women don’t play football is because 11 …

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