WHO TO MARRY (by Kids)

1) How Do You Decide Who To Marry? * You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.            Alan, age 10 * No person really decides before …

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PHYLLIS DILLERISMS

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. * Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. * The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of …

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Phyllis Dillerisms

*  Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. *  Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. *  The reason women don’t play football is because 11 …

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