People have often noted a certain odd nature to my sense of humor. I can safely say I owe much of this oddness to Sundays of my youth, which included hours of Jesus and Walter Cronkite. Between the ages of about six and ten I would get up on a …
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run — Anywhere. 4) People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask “Did I wake you?” 5) People no longer view you …
Charles Spurgeon once said, “Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right.” Billy Graham points out —“From compromise to deceit is a small step.” Phil Callaway on Ways to Simplify Your Life — 1) Take a child for …
A friend suggested an easy solution to the deer problem. Every time you cut your hair, wrap it in pantyhose and hang a little from the tree. It works. Really. The deer avoid the tree. And eat your shrubs. Several years after high school, my friend and his new bride …
