Phyllis Dillerisms

*  Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. *  Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. *  The reason women don’t play football is because 11 …

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THE GOLDEN YEARS

1) Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people to know why I look this way.  I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved. 2) One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such …

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